1. |
We Are
05:09
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who is we
what are us
future lab rats
from the deepest darkest corner of the universe
watts was found screaming into existence
no one hearing him in the vacuum of space
starting by haunting in this horror place
the terror system, flying through bremuda nebula
where i got sent to a new dimension
there i re-began, found a land of demons and gods
i killed them all, took a bunch of drugs, i smoked them all
giving lots of hugs to the elves of the new worlds
planet hopping, comet stopping, blasting through black holes
and time portals, all the way to earth
landing before the ratbots curse
time jumping, dimension hopping
i'm god killing and demon slaying
digital entities, spirits of the crazy
we spread awesomeness across the galaxy
invasion is happening
i'm body snatching
infiltrate them and save the humans
from a digital destruction
and alien abduction
larry the alien is blasting into existence
he's a living visualization, a colorful creation
fall into his trance, fixation, lost in a space station
helped with the migration of the martians
to other lands while makin' whirlpools in the stars
he's eatin' milky way candy bars
as soon as he hits the earth
little elephants fly out his eyes
as he tries to mesmerize every one of you
so he can save you
time jumping, dimension hopping
i'm god killing and demon slaying
digital entities, spirits of the crazy
we spread awesomeness across the galaxy
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2. |
Alive
05:31
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i am alive oh ya mother fuckas
life is amazing
ya livings incredible
my weed is blazing
getting high is so magical
i love to live my life
free to get high
i gotta beauty in my sight
ya my amazing wife
i am alive
my life's full of fun
bang my hand on the drum
sometimes i look so dumb
in front of everyone
but hey its ok, ill survive, im alive
i hope in the end
that's where we re-begin
reincarnation
waitin' for the next playstation
video games, brain pains, lion tamed, my life can be so insane
i am alive
bubbles blowing
bullfrogs croaking
leapin' hoppin' over the pond
i hope my life will be very long
i have so much fun, go outside for a run
a jog, throw a frisbee to my dog
in florida where its hot
i love skateboardin' in the parking lot
with all my friends
not worrying about any of our sins
free from jail bars
eating candy bars
flashing passing cars
ride on my handle bars
smoking with dirty cops
playing battle tops
whats the point anyway
if you dont act a little crazy
i am alive
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3. |
What To Do
02:48
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don't tell me what to do
what to do
what to do to you
where goes the time
why does it have to pass me by
up all night wondering why
im still alive
even tho my best friend died
i shed a tear from i eye
cuz he was always by my side
we got into mischief
and we never gave a shit
once smash the mail square
with a sledge hammer
as i ride
im hangin out the passenger side
always fightin to blow off steam
back when i was just teen
before i met my wife
now im calmed down
trying to be nice
cause ive got my own children
pop an aspirin
playin' in the sun at the beach
pickup my son so he can reach
the top of the counter
make faces in the mirror
my kids bring me so much joy
so i come home with a new toy
for my baby boy
have i mentioned my daughter
well shes spectacular
but i lose a lot of time
cuz i have to work all the time
i don't give a fuck about my job
but i don't want to be a slob
livin' in the gutter
so i'll do it until
i find something better
want to make music
i do it all the time
i want to sing over beats
because i like to rhyme
i wish more people would come to my shows
all my lyrics the people would know
and i would have more since
when it comes to advertisements
or marketin'
create a street team
i'd rather be smoking weed
soon it will be legalized
now i'm starting to realize
that soon i'm gonna die
and i'm not ready, still not steady
feelin' like a child
gettin' wild
in the mosh pits
never ever want to quit
i don't want to grow old
tell the same stories that i've told
over and over and over again
why does my life have to end
while the world continue to spin
without me in it
don't tell me what to do with my life
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4. |
World War Mermen
06:08
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mermaids livin'
swimin' in
in the ocean
we are at peace
we are happy
we are livin' under
the sea in our own home
away from the man
above on the land
and we made shelters in caves
far from the waves
deep at the bottom
surviving on our own
mermaids livin'
swimin' in
in the ocean
we are at peace
we are happy
we share the deep blue
with the creatures that swim through
like schools of clown fish
we light our way with
illuminating technologies
science from the deep
what is that steel thing
coming at me
a human submarines
at first they came in peace
now they're resting in pieces
at 1st negotiations went well
before it all went to hell
humans want, no you need control
well no is what you are told
we do not jut exist to follow
so its come to war
ya better run to shore
get all your guns and all your bombs
it's not gonna be match for our plans
ya, we made a doomsday device
encase you humans weren't nice
and now the time has come
the battle for domination
of this world
of the land
of the sea
we warned you
we tried be friendly
but you think you arer in charge
of this entire planet
no
fuck off
were not going down without a fight
send in a wave of mermen
these guys are trained to kill anything
while riding a stingray, so brave
but just a diversion
cuz all the real action
is happenin' underground
where the magma can be found
prepare to drown
think were nothin'
we are humans
you can't stops us
from taking what we want
the sea is ours to command
you gotta pay to live in our game
or just be our slaves
throw them in the zoos
lock them up
throw away the key
bitch
you better be afraid
that's it we're done its over
nuked the core
now the planets reactin'
now while were surviving
you all are dying
welcome to the new water age
mermaids livin'
swimin' in
in the ocean
we are at peace
we are happy
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5. |
Rusty Eyes
05:05
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rusty eyes
i got rust in my eyes
it's aching
it's bleeding
hurts throbbing
ooowwwww
i got rust in my eyes
ooooooo ooo oooo
the grinders wicked spinning
about to rip into my eyes
underneath the goggles
what the fuck, oh why
its spinning spinning spinning
now its hurting hurting hurting
i saw it coming
right into my sight
rust from the car
now i am blind
why did this happen to me
damn it now i cant see
fuck me, i want it out!!!!!!!!!
i gotta get this out of my eye
i gotta get this out
now get it out!
i've gotta escape this pain
i've gotta get this out of my eyes
rusty eyes
i got rust in my eyes
its aching
its bleeding
hurts throbbing
ooowwwww
i got rust in my eyes
ooooooo ooo oooo
i gotta get this out
is there a doctor in the house
can not pick it up
cause this shit likes to break
so meditate
cuz we gotta grind your eye ball
and its gonna suck
here
bite down on this
grip the seat and
hold on tight
here it comes
get ready
owwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i gotta get this out, now get it out!
i've gotta escape this pain
i've gotta get this out of my eyes
rusty eyes
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6. |
Chaos
05:36
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chaos control
acting crazy
being chaotic
now i'm raging
i'm so angry
chaos and disorder
i'm like a flamethrower
always burning all my bridges
and spending all my riches
turning friends into enemies
they just found out i'm crazy
acting like a chimpanzee
throwing shit while smoking trees
drop down to my knees
for some much needed meditating
i need to get back under control
of this chaos
control it
control the chaos
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7. |
Grind
05:08
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skateboarding on my mind
grind grind grind
kickflip heeflip treflip murderflip
flick it, shove it, frontside backside
noseslide bluntslide drop in coffin
tic tac layback upside down
hand on the ground
handplant to faceplant
hear a thud, giant puddle of blood
dealin' with all the haters
that is the life of a skater
rollin' down the driveway for fun
ever since i was young
so cool like bart simpson
and the turtles
coffin under the hurdles
learn to pop an ollie
jump like a froggy
make the board stick to me
as i fly threw the air
extreme no fear
gettin' lots of scars
watchin' out for cars and security guards
skatin' in the house when there's rain out
credit card now i'm in pain
owwwww
skateboarding all the time
grind grind grind
meet up with my gang of buds
we'll smoke some nugs
it helps me feel the streets
underneath my feet
got blister do the twister
spin around and around as he goes
like rodney mullen
everybody knows that when it comes to skate
he is great, he will dominate
in the competition
wood pushin'
900s
like the bird man
back and forth on the half pipe
again and again
slam
into the wall
bitch
i've done it all
took a shot between my legs
and fell down on my head
a minor concussion got it from skitchin'
arms pulled from my socket
launched into the air like a fuckin' rocket
that's why i love it
no fame, lot's of pain
go fast while i ride
boardslide on the dark side
get my trucks tighter and tighter
so i can go faster and faster
skateboarding on my mind
grind grind grind
kickflip heeflip treflip murderflip
flick it, shove it, frontside backside
noseslide bluntslide drop in coffin
tic tac layback upside down
hand on the ground
handplant to faceplant
hear a thud, giant puddle of blood
dealin' with all the haters
that is the life of a skater
skateboarding all the time
grind grind grind
grind
grind
grind
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8. |
Horror Flicks
04:42
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get in touch with the dark side of your brain
let me see the dark side of your mind
let your evil creativity
flow out on to the page
make us feel your pain
skulls and demons
the skin is rippin'
and blood is drippin'
bones are showin'
cerberus is playing
fetch with an incubus
as a succubus
is doin' a strip tease
flesh rotting disease
black smoke destroys our skies
as the fires begin to rise
get in touch with the dark side of your brain
let me see the dark side of your mind
rotting teeth
eyes sown shut so you cant see
this flaming rod
human bone yard
and a pool of red
lets wake the dead
be a cannibal
slop down a handful
now you can feel the heat
freckles bubbling
popping squeezing
zits on pussy lips
dig up the cemetery
then fuck the bodies
making horror movies
evil is entertaining
at least it is to me
violence on the tv
all the killing hasn't changed me
i'm not a villian
i'm not murderin
only watchin'
and creatin'
get in touch with the dark side of your brain
let me see the dark side of your mind
my dark songs
are like poison
for your ear drum
shark needs a little snack
get ready for the attack
sharp tooth coming through
a chunk ripped off of you
make it terrifying
make it horrifying
make it scary
make a movie
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9. |
Sci-Fried Leg of Nuna
04:40
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the convention is coming
sci-fi freak
got blisters on my feet
from standing in line
it's convention time
comic book party
sci-fi freak
it's convention time
gonna meet mark hamill
freebies grab a handful
whoa check that costume
hear a big boom
as stan lee enters the room
applauds from the crowd
cuz were so proud
love all his characters
the jokes from carrie fisher
could not have been grosser
raped by jabba the hutt
giant tongue up her butt
what the fuck
the sith don't have to take no shit
take over the galaxy
don't wait your life's forfeit
if your hunted by a fett
wear a big s on my chest
but i can't save anyone
really don't want to have to run
like batman
batman sure is swell
but ghost rider came straight from hell
i've got stories to tell
want ta be a rebel
flying in my ship
x-wing pilot
taking down tie fighters
preventing more disasters
the deathstar
fly real far far away
to a new galaxy
become friends with a wookiee
and beat him at chess
arms ripped straight off from my chest
hulk smash
get an autograph
it's my mission
to get the limited edition
excelsior true believers
i've got cheeto fingers
geeky bling
hoth ice cream
don't get mud on my wampa rug
comics are like a drug
i'm addicted
dc comics
do not rip it
i asked dave filoni if we'd get to see ben quadinaros
but he replied
no
alien specimen
creature outfits
are the shit
take pictures with it
get hundreds of new friends
everyone's goin' to party until the end
geek style representin'
sci-fi freak
got blisters on my feet
from standing in line
it's convention time
sci-fi freak
it's convention time
get pictures with princess leias
unh
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10. |
The Endless Pit
08:16
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don't fall into the endless pit of darkness
watch out it will suck you up
misery i've got a bad feeling
dipped my toes in
now it grabbed a hold of them
now its beginning
depression
desperate to get out of the endless pit of darkness
i made my own grave now i've got to lie about it
been sick for days now its time to start to worry about it
get up blow up
make a scene
be fascinating
don't fall down into the hole
as low as you can go
grab on and hold to the rope
that your friends tossed in
up the roots
of your family tree to safety
the bottom isn't filled with spikes
you wont light on fire
no pit of lava
more like a trampoline
hittin' hard bouncing
don't just crash or
fall on your ass
you'll break your rear
you can only go up from here
make your escape
don't hesitate
another mistake isn't the end of the world
be bold
strength is a virtue
stick by those that are helpful
not wanting to hurt you
less stress
less mess
get on top of it
escape the endless pit of darkness
tripping and falling down into the dark and i'm spiraling around
i flap my wings, and now i'm flying up up and away from this dark place
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11. |
Hero Sandwich
03:53
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hobo
the homeless hero
he is not zero
he roams the lands
helping his fellow man
he's so peaceful
kind to all the people
the homeless hero
he is not zero
such nappy hair
cuz he's a nillionaire
without a care
of becoming popular
once he saved a life
stopped a maniac
that had a knife
the homeless hero
he is not zero
ya he's a bum
still managing to have fun
pushing his cart
looking for cans
big heart
he is a good man
no he'll never be rich
never called a woman bitch
please hook him up with a sandwich
the homeless hero
he is not zero
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12. |
Mad Genius
05:50
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the mad genius
you pushed me away
they all pushed me away
now i don't want to stay
a part of my own race
i'll create my own army
all will bow down to me
you will all see
me dominate the galaxy
now i've got power
fireball from a flower
broadcasting from my tower
to my digital freaks
the ratbot glowing geeks
bow down to their feet
trick or treat
electronic beats
sound their war drums
high tech laser guns
always blasting.......
you might want to run
but they've got giant cannons
so you cant even hide
seek a way to survive
don't fall victim to their hive
they will bring you in with their mind
controlling everyone everywhere everything
every
you pushed me away
they all pushed me away
now i don't want to stay
part of my own race
ill create my own army
all will bow down to me
you will all see
me dominate the galaxy
outcast from the beginning
rocket blast to the ending
of this universe
to the edge in my cosmic hurst
i'm dead inside
so i choose to hide
dwelling on the dark side
work on my robotics
master of the circuits
cursed experimental ratbots burst
to life in reality alive
bio-mechanical and completely maniacal
not with minds of their own
programmed to control
everything diamond rings
birds that sing
jelly beans anything
it will all belong to the ratking
so kneel down and kiss his shining ring
you pushed me away
they all pushed me away
now i don't want to stay
part of my own race
ill create my own army
all will bow down to me
you will all see
me dominate the galaxy
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13. |
Death in December
05:28
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and so our lives
are ending tonight
you were the best thing that happened to me
my life changed completely
but now were at the end of the road
it already over
so quickly
i had dreams
now they are fading
but luckily
i had my family
and so our lives
are ending tonight
now i'm old
i am grey
my how we have aged
holding hands here as we lay
breathing, still i'm awake
this is the end
we'll share our poison
and so our lives
are ending tonight
we'll take our final breaths together
i love you always and forever
you were the best thing that happened to me
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14. |
My Alien Baby (Rebirth)
05:54
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RATBOTS:
its been 20 years since our humans slaves broke free
but now with our new mind controlling technology
we will catch these future lab rats.
my alien baby
i need you to save me
from the ratbot army
that has enslaved me
it's been so long since i've seen the earth
i miss the ocean and its mermaids
but i've got a good girl now
and a baby to call my own
an alien baby
but now my head aches
i remember this pain
dawn please help me
transported back into their ship
back into my electric cell
back into digital hell
ratbot prisoners again
my alien baby
i need you to save me
from the ratbot army
that have enslaved me
now i've waited 15 years
seen to many of my mothers tears
gonna bring my father back home
sad havin' grown up all alone
in this giant universe
i am so sick of these fuckin' ratbots
gonna put a team together
to save humanity forever
using half my mind to locate their base
i will disgrace
the halls of the ratking
and bring him down to his knees
for everyone to see
then bring my father back home
and spend some time together
maybe ride some rollercoasters
and hit up the planet of the nudists
do whatever we can to enjoy this
time together
cant wait to see the smile on my
mother's face when i get them
back together
their love
is forever
my alien baby
i need you to save me
from the ratbot army
that has enslaved me
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Future Lab Rats Lehigh Acres, Florida
Comics & Music! Since May of 2011, Watts Hopp aka Baron Hoppe & Larry 'the Alien' Reed have been writing songs and stories about the future invasion of the Digirat Army!
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