the convention is coming

sci-fi freak
got blisters on my feet
from standing in line
it's convention time

comic book party

sci-fi freak
it's convention time

gonna meet mark hamill
freebies grab a handful
whoa check that costume
hear a big boom
as stan lee enters the room
applauds from the crowd
cuz were so proud
love all his characters
the jokes from carrie fisher
could not have been grosser
raped by jabba the hutt
giant tongue up her butt
what the fuck

the sith don't have to take no shit
take over the galaxy
don't wait your life's forfeit
if your hunted by a fett
wear a big s on my chest
but i can't save anyone
really don't want to have to run
like batman
batman sure is swell
but ghost rider came straight from hell

i've got stories to tell
want ta be a rebel
flying in my ship
x-wing pilot

taking down tie fighters
preventing more disasters
the deathstar
fly real far far away
to a new galaxy
become friends with a wookiee
and beat him at chess
arms ripped straight off from my chest

hulk smash
get an autograph
it's my mission
to get the limited edition
excelsior true believers
i've got cheeto fingers
geeky bling
hoth ice cream
don't get mud on my wampa rug
comics are like a drug
i'm addicted
dc comics
do not rip it
i asked dave filoni if we'd get to see ben quadinaros
but he replied
no
alien specimen
creature outfits
are the shit
take pictures with it
get hundreds of new friends
everyone's goin' to party until the end

geek style representin'

sci-fi freak
got blisters on my feet
from standing in line
it's convention time

sci-fi freak
it's convention time

get pictures with princess leias
unh