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Cryptozoology is a pseudoscience involving the search for animals whose existence has not been proven. This includes looking for living examples of animals that are considered extinct, such as dinosaurs; animals whose existence lacks physical evidence but which appear in myths, legends, or are reported, such as Bigfoot and Chupacabra; and wild animals dramatically outside their normal geographic ranges, such as phantom cats (also known as Alien Big Cats).
The animals cryptozoologists study are often referred to as cryptids.

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i want to believe in all the earth's cryptids

i believe it
i believe it
i believe the myths
i am a cryptozoologist

get your camera out
we gotta document this

there's stories of a hairy big foot
he's got a 24 inch foot
sasquatch seen in the north west
near the man eating trees of the U.S.
they say that he's so smelly
noctural but not scary
he weighs 500 pounds
always blurry when he's found
bigfoot

i believe it
i believe it
i believe the myths
i am a cryptozoologist

the yeti an abominable snowman
nessie livin' in scottland
swimin' in loch ness
while gremlins make a mess
and drop bears
is what australians fear
sea monsters and sea serpents
the komodo dragon was found to be
real just like the okapi
jersey devils and wendigos
beach globster on my toes
and what the hell are jackalopes
a what-a-lope?

i believe it
i believe it
i believe the myths
i am a cryptozoologist

mole men and reptilians
live under the land
krakens are just giant squids
eating goats is what chupacabra did
devil birds chased by phantom cats
we need to gather all the facts
to close the gates
on all of these the debates

i am a cryptozoologist

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from Rise of the Ratbots, released June 1, 2013
Watts
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Alien

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Comics & Music! Since May of 2011, Watts Hopp aka Baron Hoppe & Larry 'the Alien' Reed have been writing songs and stories about the future invasion of the Digirat Army!

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